Dispenser Quotes

#1. Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?

Carrie Fisher

#2. You're not really famous until youre a Pez dispenser.

Carrie Fisher

#3. She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

Frank Miller

#4. The most important educational need of the child is to feel himself worthy of love and a worthy dispenser of love. If infants learn what love is, they can go through life with sanity and happiness.

Herbert Ratner

#5. The walls of her stall were covered with graffiti. If it had been funny ("Pull here for MFA Degree" right below the toilet paper dispenser) she would've stayed longer, but it was mostly weird random names and dates.

Grady Hendrix

#6. Each man is his own absolute lawgiver, the dispenser of glory or gloom to himself; the decreer of his life, his reward, his punishment.

Mabel Collins

#7. They both rise / Make for the Coke dispenser. 'What's he like? / Christ, I just told you.

Philip Larkin

#8. What is a fiction writer after all, but a judge, a dispenser of justice, an arranger of fates, an agent, above all, of moral order?

Jonathan Dee

#9. The most reasonable man always manages, when he pulls the trigger, to become a dispenser of justice.

Jean Genet

#10. The only way to engage god is to meet one of the three in time. We meet the Father as Creator, the Son as Redeemer, and the Holy Spirit as the dispenser of God's grace.

Tobin Wilson

#11. You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.

Carrie Fisher

#12. The stomach is the teacher of the arts and the dispenser of invention.

Aulus Persius Flaccus

#13. To recap: it is possible to put decent information into a Government Machine, have ordinary, good people running the thing, and a reasonable system in place, and still get utter idiocy out of the dispenser?"
"More than possible. Likely.

Nick Harkaway

#14. Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away ... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

Calvin Trillin

#15. I see myself as an instrument of justice, not a dispenser of it."

-Detective Thanet.

Dorothy Simpson

#16. Eric Helzer and David Pizarro asked students at Cornell University to fill out surveys about their political attitudes while standing near (or far from) a hand sanitizer dispenser. Those told to stand near the sanitizer became temporarily more conservative.27

Jonathan Haidt

#17. On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

Cecil Beaton

#18. [Magnus] stumbled over a few people to the phone, only to find that he had actually reached for a large decorative cigarette dispenser. It was possible he was not quite at his best either.

Cassandra Clare

#19. The horse grunted softly. He had huge teeth, Clary noticed uneasily; each one the size of a Pez dispenser. She imagined those teeth sinking into her leg and thought of all the girls she'd known in middle school who'd wanted ponies of their own. She wondered if they were insane.

Cassandra Clare

#20. I'm embarrassed to admit that I giggled slightly. The resemblance of his neck to a Pez dispenser was uncanny.

Pete Kahle

#21. The Holy Spirit's power cannot be harnessed. His power cannot be used to accomplish anything other than the Father's will. He is not a candy dispenser. He is not a vending machine. He is not a genie waiting for someone to rub His lamp the right way. He is holy God.

Charles Stanley

#22. Notwithstanding how long you shall keep thinking about it, action is what will make it a reality! When you dream, act! When you act, act well!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#23. Being a victim is more palatable than having to recognize the intrinsic contradictions of one's own governing philosophy.

Tom Clancy

#24. The world is full of people who believe what they want to be true.

Dianne K. Salerni

#25. I've always had great relationships and stayed really good friends with the guys I've dated.

Hayden Panettiere

#26. I take mentoring very seriously and I am on the board of an organization called Girls Write Now, where we match teen girls and writing mentors because it changes their lives.

Tayari Jones

#27. Every ever you are, you can shine!

Lailah Gifty Akita

#28. Theo looked at me with his smoldering Jesus eyes, and the Catholic schoolgirl in me crossed her legs.

Gabrielle Zevin

#29. Is it faith to understand nothing, and merely submit your convictions implicitly to the Church?

John Calvin

#30. Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

Christine Feehan

#31. Wounds and hardships provoke our courage, and when our fortunes are at the lowest, our wits and minds are commonly at the best.

Pierre Charron

#32. I will repeat this to you forever: I love you too much.

Auliq Ice

#33. You have but mistook me all the while ... I live by bread like you, taste grief, feel want, need friends. Conditioned thus how can you call me king?

William Shakespeare