Disorderly Conduct Quotes

#1. A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.

George Ade

#2. Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Doug Larson

#3. I got the impression that instead of going out to shoot birds, I should go out and shoot the kids who shoot birds.

Paul Watson

#4. Authority is by nothing so much strengthened and confirmed as by custom; for no man easily distrusts the things which he and all men have been always bred up to.

William Temple

#5. Think of it this way: performing is like sprinting while screaming for three, four minutes. And then you do it again. And then you do it again. And then you walk a little, shouting the whole time. And so on. Your adrenaline quickly overwhelms your conditioning.

Bruce Springsteen

#6. Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?

Sara Gruen

#7. You don't have to dumb down - you just have to find a clever, good, secure man. I've found a couple - I've been lucky - but it's probably hard for everybody to find that true love of a good man.

Kimora Lee Simmons

#8. I met a girl, Doc."

He let out a light laugh. "You meet girls every day, Connor; this is nothing new.

Sandi Lynn

#9. The ways of some things are set, like the courses of rivers or the greenness of grass, or the trouble that follows my daddy, or the hard light of knowing in people's eyes.

Donal Ryan

#10. Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day.

P. J. O'Rourke