Top 40 Disney Humor Quotes
#1. Almost there..." I said, like I was taking my child to Disneyland.
Holly Bourne
#2. Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, there's a certain something that you retain. It's the equivalent of not getting so stuffy that you can't laugh at others.
Walt Disney
#3. Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.
Dave Barry
#4. American long for a closed society in which everything can be bought, where laborers are either hidden away or dressed up as nonhumans, so as not to be disconcerting. This place is called Disney World
Adam Gopnik
#5. You know it's a small world when you bump into friends you haven't seen since grade school on the, It's A Small World Ride, at Disney World.
Kilburn Hall
#6. Knowledge is the barrier to knowing. When knowledge is dropped, knowing flowers.
Rajneesh
#7. If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart ...
Walt Disney
#8. The elevator turned out to be slower than the damned train at Disney World. And it played "The Girl from Ipanema" in Muzak. I looked at Paris and saw that he was mouthing the lyrics. That was it. I'd have to plan an intervention for him once we got home.
Leslie Langtry
#9. The Disney parks are scripted, and I hate that. Hate it. I think what they are doing down there in Orlando is fun-pimping ...
Stephen King
#10. annually. It will tell the investor how to use the data
Kenneth Eade
#11. Disney will never make a movie about my life story, and that's a shame
I'd make a really cute animated creature.
Kate Bornstein
#12. You can make really effective changes when your consciousness is free of emotional turmoil.
Ken Keyes Jr.
#13. Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.
Jack Paar
#14. [Attending the Sun Dance] There was a smattering of tourists, both serious and recreational. Professors of anthropology and ethnology. Writers of fact and other fiction. A family from Wisconsin pausing on their long, sacred pilgrimage to The Land of Disney.
James D. Doss
#16. Now, my sister has been called a lot of things:sweet, kind, a living Disney princess, but none of those things imply that she would ever date someone just for his money.
Bernie Su
#17. The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.
Dave Barry
#18. I sold 'Time Life' books on the telephone. It's probably the only pure skill job I've ever had. When you're on and you're good, you get 'yes' after 'yes.' When you're slightly off, you get rejection after rejection. It was one of the greatest jobs I ever had. It was brutal.
David Nevins
#19. Fuck, did he smell good. Like God's vagina. No one should be allowed to smell that good during the apocalypse.
Lisa Biesiada
#20. I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It's a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.
Mira Grant
#21. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Steven Wright
#22. The story of my marriage, which is the great joy and astonishment of my life, is too much like a fairy tale, the German kind, unsweetened by Disney.
Ann Patchett
#23. If you don't beleve in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck
Ridley Pearson
#24. Why would I want to be President of the United States? I'm the King of Disneyland.
Walt Disney Company
#25. At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.
P. J. O'Rourke
#26. Germany collapsed as a result of having engaged in a struggle for empire with the concepts of provincial politics.
Albert Camus
#27. If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
P. J. O'Rourke
#28. The poet is a light and winged and holy thing, and there is no invention in him until he has been inspired and is out of his sneses, and the mind is no longer in him.
Plato
#29. Well, spit on my empty grave
if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!
Amy Plum
#31. Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE
A.O. Storm
#34. Heaven and hell are not geographical, they are psychological, they are your psychology.
Rajneesh
#35. There's a line in the Bible about perfect love casting out fear. That I don't know about, but orneriness will do it every time.
Peter S. Beagle
#36. I may even seem to have violated the very influential contemporary distinction between "the context of discovery" and "the context of justification." Can
Thomas S. Kuhn
#37. First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
Jeaniene Frost
#38. So planning something big."
"If this is the work of the Overtakers, we've never seen anything like it."
"It is," a voice said behind them. Maybeck slipped in alongside of them.
"You about scared the pee out of me!" Charlene complained.
Ridley Pearson
#39. The point of painting is not really deception or imitation.
A.S. Byatt
#40. Thanks to a lifetime of brainwashing by Disney and Lifetime and Hallmark, she naively believes glimpsing God during an epic fuck somehow translates into some kind of happily ever after with her Prince Charming.
Lauren Rowe
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