Dirty Carpet Quotes

#1. Cranberry cock-tail for me, you dirty carpet-muncher.

Jason Medina

#2. Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness; but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise; be wise and thou art happy.

Akhenaton

#3. They say she was a monster already.

Tessa Gratton

#4. Patriarchy has no gender.

Bell Hooks

#5. Nothing is crueller than children who come from good homes.

Amanda Palmer

#6. A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

Milton Berle

#7. Nothing could be more impossible than to answer such a question, though nothing could be more agreeable than to have it asked. "How

Jane Austen

#8. My belief is that you should take stills of what doesn't seem to move, and take movies or videos of [what] does.

Robert Polidori

#9. With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtling through green clouds, a human prickles.

Flann O'Brien

#10. There is little peace or comfort in life if we are always anxious as to future events. He that worries himself with the dread of possible contingencies will never be at rest.

Samuel Johnson

#11. No one is ever too old for stories." ~ Durban Chola

E.M. Swift-Hook

#12. The bad news is you're falling through the air, nothing to hang on to, no parachute. The good news is, there's no ground.

Chogyam Trungpa