Dimitria Puchiu Quotes

#1. When fortune empties her chamber pot on your head, smile and say We are going to have a summer shower.

John A. Macdonald

#2. You mustn't judge Australia by the Australians.

Dame Edna Everage

#3. I also wouldn't mind if he tried out a little bit of what I'd read in chapter ten of the half-naked man book, especially the page I'd dog-eared.

Donna Augustine

#4. Once I finished breastfeeding, my mom's like, 'Don't take that bra off ever!' Mom, thank you. I wore a one-size-too-small bra for like, two years. It helps ... ! They don't fall, you teach them, you teach them to come back!

Paula Patton

#5. It seems that our politicians see the world in black and white, so why not our artists? Did Woody Allen's 'Manhattan' have to be in black and white? No. But is it fantastic that it was? To see New York like that? Yes!

Alexander Payne

#6. You can open up a centenarian's brain, and you'll see some areas that look like that of a 50-year-old or of a 110-year-old. You can have variation in the basic process of aging, called senescence, in different parts of the same body.

S. Jay Olshansky

#7. We will eat the figs of our own tree, and the grapes of our own garden.

Anne Rice

#8. As soon as I check into a hotel, I get butt naked and I watch super trash TV like 'Storage Wars' and 'The Bachelor.'

Mary Lambert

#9. When I made my first album, there was no indication that anybody other than my parents were going to buy it.

Trisha Yearwood

#10. Even sentenced to twenty-five years in prison Ted didn't get what he deserved. Maybe his prison mates would give it to him.

Suzie Ivy

#11. Wow. I've never been in ... uh ... "
"A fag's bedroom before."
"Yeah."
"Well don't touch anything. It's contagious.

Failte

#12. Nothing stays together without a fight.

Jon Foreman