Top 13 Dim Sum Funny Quotes

#1. The bargain that yields mutual satisfaction is the only one that is apt to be repeated.

B.C. Forbes

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#2. I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.

N.R. Walker

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #360400
#3. In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close.

Dick Gregory

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#4. 'Darkness' is a subjective word; it depends what your viewpoint is and how you live life.

Taylor Momsen

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #667961
#5. I always give Lindsay so much credit for her tennis game, for her attitude, for her person, and because of how she deals with all the things. I don't think people give her enough credit for how well she's doing.

Martina Hingis

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #673534
#6. Have any of our friends got off the Island with their families, or what must they submit to? Despotism or destruction, I fear, is their fate.

William Floyd

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #721220
#7. There is only one Army in which you serve. When that identity is gone, it is gone forever.

Stanley A. McChrystal

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #969106
#8. Life, we can now say, is getting something to happen against the odds, and remembering how to do it.

Ursula Goodenough

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #1046728
#9. Whether you're keeping a journal or writing as a meditation, it's the same thing. What's important is you're having a relationship with your mind.

Natalie Goldberg

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #1149429
#10. I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man.

Josh Lanyon

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #1244864
#11. I'm clear that we do need to improve what's happening in our schools.

Michael Gove

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #1314623
#12. I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

Charles Barkley

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #1599828
#13. King's crowns are only crosses, but the cross of Christ is the only crown.

Thomas Watson

Dim Sum Funny Quotes #1624091

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