Dilberts Quotes

#1. M.I.T. has a reputation for turning out Dilberts. They may be brilliant in what they do, but no one can understand what they say.

Steven Pinker

#2. Ain't no money like music money, because music money don't stop.

Mary Steenburgen

#3. Maybe you should get rid of me," I whisper onto his lips.
"Never," he says, kissing me once softly. "You're mine for as long as you breathe.

J.A. Redmerski

#4. I need someone I can count on. Until recently, you were the most reliable of us all. I sincerely hope that hasn't changed for good." "Don't go there, brother."
"Over some male not worthy of you."
He went there!

G.A. Aiken

#5. Our greatest strength comes not from what we possess, but from what we believe; not from what we have, but from who we are.

Michael Dukakis

#6. The bigger the budget, the less an audience is trusted, and that's the difference between a big-budget film and a small-budget film.

Peter Hedges

#7. The Berglunds were the super-guilty sort of liberals who needed to forgive everybody so their own good fortune could be forgiven; who lack the courage of their privilege

Jonathan Franzen

#8. He isn't at all sweet. But if I wanted sugar, I'd eat a fucking cupcake. I

A. Zavarelli

#9. I've still got a few things I want to do, like shove my foot so far up the assassin's ass that he tastes leather for eternity.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. This season is a lot funnier, not as dark, mainly because, well, she has accepted the fact that she is dead. She knows she cannot go back to where she was when she was alive.

Ellen Muth

#11. In the West today public places are no longer named after military victories. Our war memorials depict not proud commanders on horseback but weeping mothers, weary soldiers, or exhaustive lists of names of the dead.

Steven Pinker

#12. Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't Heaven, so don't expect it to be.

Max Lucado