Describe Yourself Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 31 Describe Yourself Funny Quotes

#1. Often in my lectures when I use the phrase "imperialist white-supremacist capitalist patriarchy" to describe our nation's political system, audiences laugh. No one has ever explained why accurately naming this system is funny. The laughter is itself a weapon of patriarchal terrorism. - Author: Bell Hooks
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#2. Sometimes I use Botox. Compared to most, I use it very sparingly. One time I did too much, though. I feel weird if I can't move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin. - Author: Courteney Cox
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#3. - If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. - Author: Mary Papas
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#4. What if?..
What if I am all to see?
What if life is only this? And Ignorance is bliss?
What if love is only pain? And nothing can be gained by living everyday
And there is no better way?
What then? - Author: Melody Carlson
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#5. I wore a lot of vintage clothing. I dressed like a reporter, with a little card in my hat. I had these fantasies of who I wanted to be, so I'd dress like an explorer, a cowboy. I dressed up like Elton John a lot too. That was another period. - Author: Illeana Douglas
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#6. You can be free. You can be black. Look at me! I'm the Heavyweight Champion! Can't nobody stop me. - Author: Muhammad Ali
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#7. Is there anything you want more than to hear "well done" come from God's lips? Not "well said" or "well thought out," but "well done." Do - Author: Francis Chan
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#8. You always return to the water... - Author: Jacques Derrida
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#9. Love is a funny thing to describe. It's so easy to feel and yet so slippery to talk about. It's like a bar of soap in the bathtub - you have it in your hand until you hold on too tight. - Author: Michael Jackson
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#10. Uh, puedo hablar con Andrew Nelson, por favor?" I asked, feeling like an idiot.
"El americano," I explained. "Muy grande americano."
In trying to describe my father, I sounded like I was ordering coffee. But it worked. - Author: Kate Klise
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#11. All the things I thought I was - simple and plain and sometime funny - are very small words. They do not begin to describe me. They do not begin to express what is inside of me. I have value, and I have worth. I cannot be replaced like old shoes or taken for granted like tap water. - Author: Adriana Trigiani
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#12. But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly. - Author: Perry Como
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#13. Balance, peace, and joy are the fruit of a successful life. It starts with recognizing your talents and finding ways to serve others by using them. - Author: Thomas Kinkade
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#14. It's funny how there's a word like overprotective to describe some parents, but no word that means the opposite. what word do you use to describe parents who don't protect enough? underprotective? neglectful? self-involved? lame? all of the above. olivia's family - Author: R.J. Palacio
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#15. We don't evaluate what's right and wrong, we live in a society. We live in a culture. We have to live within the culture. - Author: Donald Sterling
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#16. I always thought 'chick lit' meant third-person contemporary funny novels, dealing with issues of the day. I mean, it's not the ideal term; when I'm asked to describe what I do, I say I write romantic comedies, cause that's what I feel they are. But I'm quite pragmatic. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#17. Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be ... herpes. - Author: Jen Lancaster
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#18. But at the exact same time I got nervous about that, I also got this other feeling, which I can only describe of as love for Annemarie's elevator. - Author: Rebecca Stead
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#19. I was listening to this record by Paul Desmond called First Place Again. It's incredibly gorgeous. There is nothing better that you would want to get from music than you get from that record. - Author: Sam Amidon
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#20. It's funny that sometimes you can only describe something with perfect accuracy by being wildly inaccurate. - Author: Sophie Hannah
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#21. You have splendid breasts, lass," he purred, cupping the plump mounds. "Splendid," he repeated stupidly, and she almost laughed. Men loved breasts any shape or form, they just loved them.
-Drustan to Gwen - Author: Karen Marie Moning
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#22. Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny."
"Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. - Author: Joel N. Ross
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#23. I didn't know where this stuff was coming from - all of a sudden I was a little magickal sprite, bonding with my stone, feeling my earth roots, la la la ...
All I can is describe the way it felt. And that was how it felt. So sue me.
Was I swaying? I felt like I might be swaying. - Author: Cate Tiernan
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#24. At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them. - Author: Tamara Keith
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#25. Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. - Author: Abraham Lincoln
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#26. I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people. - Author: David Cross
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#27. In a sense these are questions that most people ask themselves to some extent. They become philosophical when asked with a persistence and rigour that pushes past conventional or evasive answers. It's nothing to do with acquiring a technical facility in an academic discipline. - Author: George Pattison
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#28. The smart and funny write Nathan Rabin coined the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl to describe a version of this archetype after seeing Kristen Dunst in the movie Elizabethtown. - Author: Mindy Kaling
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#29. The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. - Author: George Saunders
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#30. Juliet wondered if the woman even knew what a Rider was. She made loud noises and loved jewelry. Other than that, Juliet couldn't think of a way to describe her. - Author: Jordan Elizabeth Mierek
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#31. Too often cartoonists just look at other cartoonists and, after a lot of inbreeding, everyone has the same funny look. The challenge of drawing is that there is no one right way to visually describe something. It's a good thing to confront your limitations and preconceptions every so often. - Author: Bill Watterson
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