Deramus Yard Quotes

#1. I'm responsible.

Kesha

#2. I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'

Mitch Hedberg

#3. This is why everyone thinks villains are evil. Because when superheroes start spouting off crap about how much better they are than us, it makes it really hard not to kill them.

Chelsea M. Campbell

#4. Books are adventures we can hold in our hands! Taking us to places that we only dreamed of.

Carmela Dutra

#5. The question is whether we're ready to undertake responsibility for overcoming the crisis or will again sink in debates, mutual recriminations and half-steps

Yevgeny Primakov

#6. No one deserves what I've been put through. I might have deserved your anger but I didn't deserve the entire school's anger. I did nothing to them. So forgive me if I don't see where I brought a week's worth of relentless bullying on myself.

Abbi Glines

#7. When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter.

Nathan Fillion

#8. I could kill you with a pinecone, Carl told Nikolaus seriously.

Abigail Roux

#9. I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

Alexander The Great

#10. Mobs have passions, not brains.

Dan Simmons

#11. The earth cannot move without music. The earth moves in a certain rhythm, a certain sound, a certain note. When the music stops the earth will stop and everything upon it will die.

Sun Ra

#12. If I didn't watch so much TV, real life wouldn't be so disappointing.

Mary Calmes

#13. Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.

Heather Brewer