Top 5 Delicious Sandwich Quotes

#1. You're sleeping next to me right now. You're all wrapped up in blankets, and you look like a delicious lady-sandwich. I might eat you before you wake up. Just wanted to let you know.

Kate Ellison

#2. Did I ever mention I used to be a delivery driver too? I was. I can read a map. What's more, using a brilliant mixture of zen navigation, Aristotelian logic, and pure rage I can get you your package and/or delicious sandwich relatively close to on-time.

Patrick Rothfuss

#3. It's delicious,' he announces, chewing my sandwich. 'I would like to stay here forever and die with you in my arms.'
'I don't know. I think it's too cold for forever,' I say, smiling.

Joanna Mazurkiewicz

#4. When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#5. Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Santino Marella

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