Deep End Humor Quotes

#1. No matter how much someone else loves you or you love other people,
if you don't love yourself then it can never be enough.

Shannon Kaiser

#2. True Stories are fragments. Anything longer is a lie, a fabrication

Bilal Tanweer

#3. For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact 42- and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was.

Douglas Adams

#4. Her heart slipped out of its life jacket and paddled toward the deep end of stupid, where the water was way over its head

Samanthe Beck

#5. The supreme form of cursedness is for the Lord to turn His back on you and bring judgment on you.

R.C. Sproul

#6. The silent horror of Archie's ordeal had been temporarily replaced by the howling, agonising pain of the blood refusing to drain from his penis, the end of which was a deep purple verging on black where Officer Griff had tested how hard it was by using the back of his hand to give it a solid twang.

Dylan Perry

#7. Blaming your faults on your nature does not change the nature of your faults. After growing up on a dairy farm, everything in life seemed easy

Mike Johanns

#8. Time needs to be invested and managed wisely, much more seriously than money. Time is all you have, and you will realize it one day that you have less than what you think.

Manoj Arora

#9. Mairi stared at Parlabane with an expression he had seen too often down the years: that look of distress at having discovered precisely how deep the rabbit hole goes, and what darkness lay at its end.

Christopher Brookmyre

#10. The gene pool could use a deep end

Josh Stern