Deegan Roofing Quotes

#1. I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

Andy Milonakis

#2. In current times, our moral uproar is best reserved for those who aspire to stone men or women to death, not those who consensually watch women - or men, for that matter - dance.

Maajid Nawaz

#3. Overthrowing capitalism is too small for us. We must overthrow the whole ... patriarch!

Gloria Steinem

#4. No boyfriend! Why not?
Eligible men are scarce - most of them are buried in France.
What about them Americans?
Oh, no. I can't.

David Dennington

#5. She can't even think anymore, she prefers to sing.

Elena Poniatowska

#6. But there I was, surrendering to a most extraordinary call from the grave, the mass-grave-to-be of Europe, as if somewhere ahead lay an iron gateway, slightly ajar, leading to a low and sombre country, with an incalculable crowd on sides eager to pass into it, and bearing me along.

Thomas Pynchon

#7. Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

Henny Youngman

#8. This is Masher,' said Feeney. 'His father was a wild boar, his mother was surprised.

Terry Pratchett

#9. I don't know whether I'm the hero or the victim of this tale. But either way, shouldn't I dominate it? I'm the one really telling it, after all.

Anne Rice

#10. I come from a great family and I was raised by wonderful parents. There is no question that I was given a lot of interesting and unique opportunities growing up ... But I think people often misunderstand that I work as hard and want things just as badly as anybody else.

Abby Huntsman

#11. In the short run, the market is a voting machine, but in the long run it is a weighing machine.

Benjamin Graham

#12. Sit," Chloe said, dashing after him and tugging firmly at his sleeve. "Let's hear the rest of it. You can kill him later."

~Chloe to Dageus.

Karen Marie Moning

#13. People said I couldn't gig, and I proved them wrong.

Kate Bush