Decoded Advertising Quotes

#1. I'd like to make time slow down.

Ryan Seacrest

#2. I've never owned an Apple product. I like the fact that PCs are open architecture and not locked down like Apple products. I feel that Macs are also unjustifiably overpriced.

Oren Peli

#3. Photography has freed the plastic arts from their obsession with likeness.

Andre Bazin

#4. Never mind the truth. The past is what I say it is. That is the freedom of teaching the ignorant.

Steven Erikson

#5. I took some time out for life.

James L. Brooks

#6. I'll fix this, okay? I don't want anyone thinking less of you because of me," he said with a troubled expression.

Jamie McGuire

#7. Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Jenny Eclair

#8. The flames kindled on the Fourth of July, 1776, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished by the feeble engines of despotism; on the contrary, they will consume these engines and all who work them.

Thomas Jefferson

#9. Do not let anything that happens in life be important enough that you're willing to close your heart over it.

Michael A. Singer

#10. No matter where we come from, a little sugar is what everybody demands in life, what everybody needs in life. It's perhaps the main ingredient that keeps us alive.

Merce Cardus

#11. To know yourself means to spend time looking beyond your worldly identities.

Shama Patel

#12. The fear of death is more to be feared, than death itself.

Publilius Syrus

#13. Tom Kealey might be my favorite short story writer and this astonishing collection is long overdue.

Stephen Elliott

#14. I won't have dull people, she used to say, I'm dull myself.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#15. I didn't get fat even when I was pregnant. You have to work very hard at staying slim, and it's a bore. But it's worth it.

Mary Quant