Debugging Humor Quotes

#1. I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

Scott Disick

#2. Please, God, send me something to adore.

Michael Cunningham

#3. We have some fast guys out there. It's always fun to compete with each other at practice in the outfield. It's going to be a fun year out there.

Andrew Stevenson

#4. I'm not a woman and i'm not a man, i'm just a thing with breasts and a penis".

Stuart Francis

#5. You know, Mr. Rafferdy, a picture is very nice to look at ... yet in the end, it is far better to see a place for yourself, don't you think? For no matter how well a picture is painted or a scene is described, you can't really know what something is truly like, not unless you go there yourself.

Galen Beckett

#6. I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that's why I knew it just wasn't right for me.

Bernie Mac

#7. This is the us you wanted us to be, Gwen.

Kristen Ashley

#8. She poured me a cup of coffee and I drank it standing by the back door, looking out of the back garden. I felt it scald my tongue but it did not warm me. It was heavy with sugar but it did not taste sweet. I gave a little sigh. There are some days when nothing seems right.

Philippa Gregory

#9. This is not just primitive rural superstition; [juju] is practiced by all kinds of people, from illiterate herd boys to multi-dregreed university professors. If you don't understand the power of this belief, you will never truly grasp the rich albeit often incomprehensible spirituality of Africa.

Lawrence Anthony