Debt Collector Quotes

#1. My mother was being hounded by a debt collector over a debt that she didn't owe, and she eventually just paid it because she wanted the calls to stop. I was very surprised. It sounded so strange. I started poking around on the Internet and found this was extremely common.

Jake Halpern

#2. Life owes you, but sometimes you have to be your own fucking debt collector. And if we have to burn in hell for it, heaven's going to be sparsely populated.

Jo Nesbo

#3. Karma: The delusion of the pretentious; who think the Universe should act as their debt collector.

Steve Maraboli

#4. Hard work - I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn't fly. It's all in the practice. It does take work and it ain't easy - but man, the rewards!

Susan Powter

#5. Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

Rita Rudner

#6. Power is only important as an instrument for service to the powerless.

Lech Walesa

#7. She thinks of the way angels arrive, when you lease expect them, when the road is dark, when you're bleeding and alone and hopeless, when you're sleeping in a basement, convinced that no one knows you're there.

Alice Hoffman

#8. I was always lonely and I am lonely still.

Vladimir Nabokov

#9. The paradox in the evolution of French painting from Courbet to Cezanne is how it was brought to the verge of abstraction in and by its very effort to transcribe visual appearance with ever greater fidelity.

Clement Greenberg