Dealing With Crazy People Quotes

#1. I'm not ashamed of anything that I've done because when I did it, I was passionate about it and I was doing it for a reason.

Yelawolf

#2. I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a dark passion. A lot of these are guys coming from a tumultuous life, including myself. Some people need outlets, a way to express yourself.

Kevin Hart

#3. Your writing advances a particular view of the world. Pretending that it does't just confuses everybody, starting with you.

Douglas Wilson

#4. I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

Erma Bombeck

#5. Life throws many curve balls, and if you don't swing ... you're never going to hit any!

Taylor Hicks

#6. It could have happened lots of ways. But this is the way it happened. This is the path we took. This is our story.

Jenny Han

#7. Dear Kai,
Come back. Come back for me. I didn't mean it. I've changed my mind. I can't bear this, Kai. I can't bear this farm, this life, this world without you.

Diana Peterfreund

#8. A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "My brother's gone crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the psychiatrist says, "Have you told him he's not a chicken?" The man replies, "I would, but we need the eggs.

Tina Fey

#9. One must try, everyday, to expand one's limits.

Mas Oyama

#10. Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.

Margaret Millar

#11. If I told you to wish for good health, you would think I'm ridiculous; but when I exchange the word "wish" for the word "pray", you believe it can work. That is the disempowering delusion religions have brought us.

Steve Maraboli