Dead Battery Quotes

#1. I threw one box in the recycling bin. I'm going to hell, a hell in which eternity is a Kindle with a dead battery.

Linda Grant

#2. Rome is the one great spiritual organisation which is able to resist and must, as a matter of life and death, the progress of science and modern civilization

Thomas Huxley

#3. Limit yourself to wines with names you can't pronounce that are made from grapes harvested during or before Full House season one.

The Betches

#4. I read a lot of Zen books. And I grew up surfing, so that has always been my escape.

Liam Hemsworth

#5. I wrote some of the worst poetry west from the Mississippi River, but I wrote. And I finally sometimes got it right.

Maya Angelou

#6. Solution 2: Don't let your blinky light blink. By keeping it on steady mode, you'll use up the battery faster, but you'll be around to buy more. Don't be cheap and dead.

Grant Petersen

#7. Every time I hear a politician mention the word 'stimulus,' my mind flashes back to high school biology class, when I touched battery wires to a dead frog to make it twitch.

Robert Kiyosaki

#8. ...A book connects you to the universe like a cell phone connects you to the Internet...But it only work if your battery's not dead. Mr. Nowak

Paul Acampora

#9. He's only silent because he's too thick to string two words together.

J.K. Rowling

#10. And now I'm old. That bus is parked permanently. The battery is dead. And I can't remember where I put the jumper cables.

Adriana Trigiani

#11. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

Steven Wright