David Handler Quotes

#1. Our relations with the Indians have been governed chiefly by treaties and trade, or war and subjugation.

Nelson A. Miles

#2. I practiced two or three hours, sometimes none, sometimes six. It was very varied.

Julian Bream

#3. A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the Bahamas in July. What happened to the good old days when a guy would just saw you in half?

Chelsea Handler

#4. I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

David Alan Grier

#5. My parents gave me a small telescope, then I built my own, and one thing led to another. So that's how I ended up going from being a hobby astronomer to a professional astronomer.

Dimitar Sasselov

#6. God, Benny, don't blow your nose like that in the church. You'd lift half the congregation out of their seats," Patsy warned.

Maeve Binchy

#7. O poor New England! There is a deep laid plot against your civil and religious liberties, and they will be lost. Your golden days are at an end. You have nothing but trouble before you ... Your liberties will be lost.

George Whitefield

#8. Boy George has been charged with falsely imprisoning a man who'd gone to his apartment to pose for photographs. Going to Boy George's house to get your picture taken is like going to David Copperfield's island for a radio opportunity.

Chelsea Handler

#9. I've always loved to combine different scents to come up with my own unique thing.

Jennifer Aniston

#10. I'm being careful with here, Harlow told me, apparently irritated by something I hadn't even had the time to say yet. She was making assumptions about my no-fun-at-all-ness. They were good assumptions.

Karen Joy Fowler

#11. It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Gertrude Stein

#12. Barkovsky and Petrov had turned

Richard Castle

#13. It seems that what we've overcome is what ultimately molded us into the people that we are instead of where we've come from.

Jay Crownover

#14. Every cloud has a silver lining

John Milton

#15. [L]ife is like an expensive restaurant where, sooner or later, someone always hands you the bill, which is not to say that you should deny the joy and pleasure afforded by the dishes already eaten.

Arturo Perez-Reverte

#16. David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

Chelsea Handler

#17. We lost money at church bingos and ate catfish deep-fried in lard.

Douglas Coupland

#18. I get very nervous around famous people and I get nervous around beautiful women.

Liev Schreiber

#19. In all cultures, human beings - in order to be human - must understand the nonhuman.

Margaret Mead