Darwin Awards Sayings

#1. Are you guys seriously messing around with real weapons?" she exclaimed. "It's like you want Darwin Awards!"

Tom flushed, and set his gun back on its hook. "It's not like we were going to start a dynastic war or something."

"Yeah," Vik said guiltily, returning his own weapon.

S.J. Kincaid

#2. All in all, Kirk's character is something I am very proud of.

William Shatner

#3. Being a sport star and a chef both require passion, commitment, work and natural ability.

Paul Rankin

#4. Focus your attention on the top of your neck. Take that energy and transmit it in two lines to your hands. Then from the hands, bounce that energy right back to the heart center and ground it.

Frederick Lenz

#5. Laid out upright and end to end, the files the Stasi kept on their countrymen and women would form a line 180 kilometres long.

Anna Funder

#6. The moment when the battle ends is not always a happy one: to fret and strain against evil is an act itself dear to a hearty spirit with convictions.

Robert Nathan

#7. Supreme good is like water. Water greatly benefits all things, without conflict. It flows through places that people loathe. Thereby it is close to the Way.

Laozi

#8. I'm afraid of NOTHING except being bored!

Greta Garbo

#9. I've gotten resistance for my entire career.

Judy Gold

#10. I think it's important to keep the fashion fresh.

Eric Daman

#11. In the U.K., we have a paper called 'The Daily Mail,' which is quite misogynist. And every day, it just writes pieces about: 'Women, you're going to die now! Women, here's shoes that give you cancer! Women, just hate yourselves!'

Caitlin Moran

#12. You can't get wise with sleep still in your eyes no matter what your dream might be.

Neil Peart

#13. The great design of Jesus' descent into hell is to rouse
people out of their deep sleep, to deliver them from sin and death.

Tim Liwanag

#14. I am, you know, a Democrat through and through. I've always voted Democratic. You know, that is where my heart lies.

Caroline Kennedy

#15. God looked upon His work and saw that it was good. That is where the clergy take issue with him.

Elbert Hubbard

#16. Deafness, though it be total and congenital, imposes no limits on the intellectual development of its subjects, save in the single direction of the appreciation of acoustic phenomena.

Edward Miner Gallaudet