
Top 18 Dark Side Funny Quotes
#1. It is impossible to found a civilisation on fear and hatred and cruelty. It would never endure.
George Orwell
#2. I don't think they're going to pay me to play Mufasa.
Keith David
#3. We exist in order to actualize the deepest desires of our hearts.
Deepak Chopra
#4. When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
Robin Williams
#5. I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!
Jim Ross
#6. If you think love makes you happy, you've either never been in love, or never been in love long enough to have to start compromising.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#7. Modern Western culture has become a mixture of paganism and Christianity. We are a blend of both. We talk of God, but we often act as though we are atheists.
Billy Graham
#8. Dinner was a lonely affair. Funny how you could be surrounded by your family, your blood, and yet feel totally alone. Even with the sun shining on the sparkling shores of English Bay and Josh at my side, I felt like I was invisible, and in a dark, dark place.
Karina Halle
#9. Why is Schoenberg's Music so Hard to Understand?
Alban Berg
#10. We tried to change Vietnam. Instead, Vietnam changed us.
Tony Thomson
#11. It was his cunning, this confidence and farsightedness in dealing with his own Clan, that made Crookedstar one of the strongest leaders the Clans have ever seen.
Erin Hunter
#12. Drainage tubes ran out of his belly and side, and there was a catheter the size of a pencil coming out his penis. Nothing particularly hurt, so he had to assume he was on pretty nearly all the narcotics there were.
James S.A. Corey
#13. I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me.
Ben Stiller
#14. Sorry? Sorry? Sorry isn't enough. Every. Single. Thing. I ever loved is beyond my reach now. Everything I ever wanted. Everything I ever was.
Beth Revis
#15. God-fucking-damn but he was seriously good-looking. "Have you ever had the stuffed pancakes here? They're evil. I highly recommend them."
"Heh. The cop is recommending evil," I said. "Too funny."
To my surprise, Ivanov chuckled. "You've discovered my dark side.
Diana Rowland
#16. I was able to participate in New York Fashion Week and walk down the runway. I participated in a pizza contest in Canada.
Takeru Kobayashi
#17. Savor every moment and go after your dreams.
Theo Rossi
#18. Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
Rachel Dratch
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