Dangerfield Jokes Quotes

#1. You can go to a history class with one teacher and want to stick a pencil in your throat, and then go to another teacher who is able to contextualize it or deliver the message in a way that you're riveted.

Walton Goggins

#2. I am not a critic; to me criticism is so often nothing more than the eye garrulously denouncing the shape of the peephole that gives access to hidden treasure.

Djuna Barnes

#3. Right. As opposed to your cradle-robbing mentor. I don't really see you making much progress with him.

Richelle Mead

#4. I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator.

Rodney Dangerfield

#5. When I got back into show business in 1961, I felt - for obvious reasons - that nothing in my life went right, and I realized that millions of people felt the same way. So when I first came
back my catch phrase was "nothing goes right." Early on, that was my setup for a lot of jokes.

Rodney Dangerfield

#6. I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.

Rodney Dangerfield

#7. When the soul hears no other calls than those of the sweet chaos of daily good and evil ...

Pier Paolo Pasolini

#8. Gracious, that's a lot of bosom you're showing," Magnus went on blithely, gesturing toward Tessa with the burning tip of his cigar. "Tout le monde sur le balcon, as they say in French," he added, miming a vast terrace jutting out from his chest. "Especially apt, as we are now, in fact, on a balcony.

Cassandra Clare

#9. Resolved, when I feel pain, to think of the pains of martyrdom, and of hell.

Jonathan Edwards

#10. He who lets the sea lull him into a sense of security is in very grave danger.

Hammond Innes

#11. Don't we all choose to live in the dump in certain aspects of our lives?

Camron Wright

#12. It is evident that an acquaintance with natural laws means no less than an acquaintance with the mind of God therein expressed.

James Prescott Joule

#13. If it's a good story, then everybody is trying to tell it, everybody is better for it, and it's just more fun.

Garret Dillahunt