Damsons Cousin Quotes

#1. Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

Craig Ferguson

#2. When was it I realized that, on this truly dark and solitary path we all walk, the only way we can light is our own? Although I was raised with love, I was always lonely.
Someday, without fail, everyone will disappear, scattered into the blackness of time.

Banana Yoshimoto

#3. He had the cheerful demeanor of someone who has been beaten about the face all night with a sock full of porridge - only

William Ritter

#4. Silence is not just about secrecy, Your Majesty. It is grief and it is shame.

Melina Marchetta

#5. Being an author means, almost by definition, that you make up characters and then complicate their lives. That's it, really. You make up characters and give them problem after problem after problem.

Maureen Johnson

#6. And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

Shirley Maclaine

#7. Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

Christopher Titus

#8. Square root of a cosine? How is that ever going to be useful?

Aprilynne Pike