Cynics Dictionary Quotes

#1. Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

W. H. Auden

#2. Or those who have one, please use your voice. So many of us don't have that ability.

Christy Turlington

#3. All cities are geological and three steps cannot be taken without encountering ghosts.

Ivan Chtcheglov

#4. Sometimes we go to a play and after the curtain has been up five minutes we have a sense of being able to settle back in the arms of the playwright. Instinctively we know that the playwright knows his business.

Anton Chekhov

#5. When you have to choose among methods, your locus of attention is drawn from the task and temporarily becomes the decision itself.

Jef Raskin

#6. What's the use of the wind if it won't take you away on it?

Samantha Young

#7. May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.

Tina Fey

#8. Now ... Just run.' [said the Doctor.]
One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him when he says that word. You just run. It's almost like breathing.

James Goss

#9. If you cannot change, why you expect others to change?

Goran Spasa

#10. Organic is probably the biggest scam of the century. For those of you unfamiliar with it, organic is a grocery term for more expensive.

Jim Gaffigan