Cute Mom Quotes

#1. I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and I'm going to be a fabulously rich old maid with cute butlers and dogs.'

Jessica Biel

#2. My mom always said to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. What she didn't say was make sure your underwear drawer is neat and tidy and only filled with clean, sexy underwear in case of panty raids by cute boys.

Katrina Abbott

#3. I've been dancing since the age of two. I don't really remember it, because I was little, but my mom signed me up and would put me in cute costumes. A lot of little girls get into dancing, but I loved it so much that I kept doing it.

Maddie Ziegler

#4. There was an old joke. Miller didn't remember where he'd heard it. Girl's at her own father's funeral, meets this really cute guy. They talk, hit it off, but he leaves before she can get his number. Girl doesn't know how to track the guy down. So a week later, she kills her mom. Big laugh.

James S.A. Corey

#5. You know my daughter, Presley?"
He nods. "Sure. Cute kid, hot mom. Unfortunate name.

Emma Chase

#6. Your mom's a discrepancy.

Katie Cook

#7. It is far better to borrow experience than to buy it.

Charles Caleb Colton

#8. I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.

Emo Philips

#9. The feet bound by leather souls feel not the humbleness of the sod. They carry the person without knowing the terrain below upon which they frequent trod.

Timothy W. Tron

#10. If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.

Rick Riordan

#11. Life is simplified when there is one center; one reason, one motivation, one direction and purpose.

Jean Fleming

#12. Song brings of itself a cheerfulness that wakes the heart of joy.

Euripides

#13. Don't play that game with me, Acheron. Tell me what I need to know! (Xypher)
Nice tone. We should rent you out to record Halloween albums. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#14. Everyone knows what it's like to feel like the underdog. Everyone wants to be accepted. Ultimately, everybody wants to be loved.

Charlie Day

#15. In Iraq we are fighting against men with blind hatred and armed with lethal weapons who are capable of any atrocity. They wear no uniform; they respect no laws of warfare or morality. They take innocent lives to create chaos for the cameras.

George W. Bush

#16. Do you think he's cute?"
I rolled my eyes. "He's a god, Mom. Of course he's cute.

Aimee Carter

#17. She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.

John Green

#18. Shane never knew how to address her friends' parents. She wanted to call her Mrs. Eliot's Mom, but knew that the cutesiness would not be appreciated. "Mrs. Kaspar" sounded too like a phone solicitor, which would not do after having kissed the circumference of her son's neck.

Thomm Quackenbush

#19. Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joel Madden

#20. Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.

Breehn Burns

#21. Reeve shakes his head and exhales loudly. "That's not what I'm saying and you know it!" He looks away. "Can you just ... can you go get dressed and come with me and we'll talk about it later? My mom's expecting you.

Jenny Han

#22. My mom used to make my costumes when I was little; she sews a lot. One year, I was a bride and I had a big wedding dress and a bouquet. Another year I was a medieval princess with a long teal dress and a veil. It was a little extravagant, but it was cute!

Sasha Pieterse