Cure Hangover Quotes

#1. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Robert Benchley

#2. What in the world is a hangover cure?

Brian Wilson

#3. By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

John Green

#4. (Scientists haven't tested this, but I've come to find that a Gatorade, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and an Excedrin will cure any hangover.) "Hung

Amanda Hocking

#5. The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking.

Naomi Wood

#6. People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover.

Ronald Reagan

#7. Grease is the only cure for a hangover.

Cameron Diaz

#8. The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.

Ben Affleck

#9. You'd think that Modern Science would have found a cure for the common hangover by now, but evidently Modern Science has been too busy doing things like figuring how to reconfigure DNA and creating artificial gravity. Modern Science doesn't get invited to a lot of parties.

Robert Kroese

#10. Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover.

Khang Kijarro Nguyen

#11. Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)."

Kingsley Amis