Crystal Meth Funny Quotes

#1. Like a great bog humanity swamped her, and she sank in, weak at the knees, filled with repulsion and fear of every person she met.

D.H. Lawrence

#2. Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate

Terry Pratchett

#3. But man has still another powerful resource: natural science with its strictly objective methods.

Ivan Pavlov

#4. Records must not be the focus and that's the most important thing. It mustn't come at the cost of the team.

Garfield Sobers

#5. The overall effect of the rise of the industrial system is greatly to reduce the union as a social force. But it will not disappear or become entirely unimportant.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#6. A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

William Lyon Phelps

#7. Any sin is a spiritual poison for a person created to live in love.

Sunday Adelaja

#8. You're just looking for the thing that makes this scene sort of imperative, why you have to know what changes by the end of the scene so you're really looking to find the essence of it.

Oliver Parker

#9. Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

Bo Burnham

#10. The lesson learned: never take your loved ones for granted. And if you're ever lucky enough to find that one person in life who makes you love more than any other person could possible make you love, you treat every day together as if it were your last. You cherish every moment.

Sebastian Cole

#11. [Mathematics is] purely intellectual, a pure theory of forms, which has for its objects not the combination of quantities or their images, the numbers, but things of thought to which there could correspond effective objects or relations, even though such a correspondence is not necessary.

Hermann Hankel

#12. Becoming famous is a really shocking thing, especially when you don't have aspirations to it. It got to the point where I would try and avoid making eye contact with anyone. It was freaky, and it just happened overnight. I couldn't handle it.

Alison Moyet

#13. The closer art reflects reality, the less artistic it becomes. Art is most enticing when it mimics life as a wolf dressed in sheep's clothing. The contrary is always a grave disappointment.

Anthony Marais

#14. There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

Brendan Behan

#15. What you focus upon will always tend to rule what is experienced.

Steven Redhead