Top 34 Crowbar Quotes
#1. Towards that small and ghostly hour, [Mr. Cruncher] rose up from his chair, took a key out of his pocket, opened a locked cupboard, and brought forth a sack, a crowbar of convenient size, a rope and chain, and other fishing tackle of that nature.
Charles Dickens
#2. But i've slammed the door to my inner self; if he ever wants to force the lock again, he'll have to use a harder crowbar!
Anne Frank
#3. Marie," he whispered against my hair.
"Yes?" I closed my eyes, bracing.
"You're holding me too tight."
"Oh, sorry." I loosened my arms, having to use a mental crowbar in the process.
Penny Reid
#4. The problem of pain is not a nail in the coffin of Christianity; it is a crowbar that jerks the lid off the coffin and allows all who are willing to climb out of their sleep.
Ted Dekker
#5. I see the new Latin artist as a pioneer, opening up doors for others to follow. And when they don't open, we crowbar our way in.
John Leguizamo
#6. Sure, they taunted her unmercifully, but looking back, she realized they taunted everyone. Like her aunt Myst. Years ago, after the incident with the vampire general, the coven had dubbed her Mysty the Vampire Layer. How do you separate Myst from a vampire? With a crowbar.
Kresley Cole
#7. I heard the story of a Pittsburgh actor who was asked to say "tire iron" in a play. He found the line so difficult the director changed it to "crowbar.
Edward McClelland
#8. I stare at the crowbar between us. You've never truly felt the weight of something like that until you've destroyed someone with it.
Courtney Summers
#9. You couldn't think about how you thought. It was like opening a box with the crowbar that was inside.
Terry Pratchett
#10. Next time you want to hit me
hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!
Stephenie Meyer
#11. I pity the young woman who will attempt to insinuate herself between my mama's boy and me. I sympathize with the monumental nature of her task. It will take a crowbar, two bulldozers and half a dozen Molotov cocktails to pry my Oedipus and me loose from one another.
Ayelet Waldman
#12. Madoc, it's Jax," he said in a serious tone. "I'm at your house. Tate and I want confirmation you're not drunk, high, or suicidal. Jared's here, but he could care less. We'll meet you after your game, or I'll give Tate a crowbar and set her to work on your car.
Penelope Douglas
#13. Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar?
Kirsten Miller
#14. Anybody who has had the pleasure of reading an article about themselves in the press knows that, on the whole, there is a huge amount of inaccuracy, value judgment and the use of a crowbar to insert editorial bias that reflects the current political leaning of that particular paper.
Jo Brand
#16. I cry intermittently, like a summer rain. I don't feel racked by the crying; in fact, it hydrates me. Then rage wells up in me, and I want to take a crowbar to all the cars in the neighborhood.
Anne Lamott
#17. You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - spoken by my mother after I eloped with a guy I'd known for about a month, when I was 18 years old!
Becky Lewellen Povich
#19. That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass.
Vonnie Davis
#20. Self-deception is sometimes as necessary a tool as a crowbar.
Moss Hart
#21. Life is a velvet crowbar hitting you over the head, youre bleeding syrup amour, bleeding to death.
Lana Del Rey
#22. Stealing is stealing, whether you use a computer command or a crowbar, and whether you take documents, data or dollars.
Carmen Ortiz
#23. There are good ways and bad ways to get my attention. Whacking on my ego with a crowbar will get my attention, sure, but it's not going to leave me well disposed to the messenger.
Charles Stross
#24. People only have guilty pleasures when they crowbar pleasure down their throat all the time and then they reach for the brownies. Then you should feel guilty because you're killing your body and that's something to be guilty about.
Hal Sparks
#25. Breakin' in cribs with a crowbar
I wasn't poor, I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r'
Big L
#26. Daniel wiped his greasy hands on his pants. 'Just some kids playing around.'
'With a crowbar?'
'Yeah, they're all the rage these days.
Bree Despain
#27. Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?"
- Black Dawn
Rachel Caine
#29. Sometimes the best way to baffle them is to make moves that have no purpose, or even seem to work against you
George R R Martin
#30. In 2009, UnitedHealth, a leading insurance company, paid $350 million to settle lawsuits brought by the American Medical Association and other physician groups for shortchanging consumers and physicians for medical services outside its preferred network.
Bernie Sanders
#31. If we deliberately choose to obey God, then He will tax the remotest star and the last grain of sand to assist us with all His almighty power.
Oswald Chambers
#32. There's a vested interest in trying to keep people smoking cigarettes.
Sylvia Earle
#33. Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment.
Janet Evanovich
#34. One needs both leisure and money to make a successful book.
Frances Harper
