Crosswired Quotes

#1. My conscience is crosswired with my sweat glands, but there's a short in the system and I break out over things I didn't do, which only makes me look more suspect.

David Sedaris

#2. We have a substantial number of countries that have pledged and provided all kinds of support for the United States in the event that war becomes necessary in Iraq.

Douglas Feith

#3. [T]hese losses of the Church in the past hundred years give us reason to fear in the present misfortune that in another hundred years we may lose the Church entirely in Europe. So, keeping this fear in mind, blessed are those who cooperate in extending the Church elsewhere.

Vincent De Paul

#4. There is not one wise man in twenty that will praise himself.

William Shakespeare

#5. About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Don Herold

#6. I'm very tall, so I like a guy who's bigger than me - it makes me feel feminine and safe. I don't like to be hovering over a guy or feel like a linebacker.

Adrianne Palicki

#7. It's not enough for me to cover theater, I have to throw myself around every other art form, and do so thoroughly and relentlessly.

Michael Musto