Crookit Quotes

#1. If you go up there Old Georgie'll freeze you an' dig out your soul with a cruel'n'crookit spoony an' eat it so you'll never even be reborned an' your body'll be turned into a frostbited boulder.

David Mitchell

#2. An' that cold hand o' wind was Old Georgie's hand, yay, the devil what was standin' there wavin' a crookit spoon.

David Mitchell

#3. Of all the plays in baseball, stealing home is by far the most exciting.

Cheech Marin

#4. Every plant is an individual.
Wrong again. We are not individuals at all, we are all connected. We are individuals the way each blossom on an apple tree is an individual.

Dale Pendell

#5. When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Croft M. Pentz

#6. The computer is really good for editing your ideas, and it's really good for getting your ideas ready for publishing out into the world, but it's not really good for generating ideas.

Austin Kleon

#7. Definitely for myself, I find myself gravitating towards dramatic work. In terms of sitcoms, you know, I always tell my agent I don't want to be seen.

Reggie Lee

#8. When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.

David Sedaris

#9. will capitalize on this difference for it is an asset to be promoted to the fullest.

Og Mandino

#10. Don't count your blessings. Live them.

Peter Mis

#11. Shopping seemed to take an entirely too important place in women's lives. You never saw men milling around in men's departments. They made quick work of it. I used to wonder if shopping was a form of escape for women who had no worthwhile interests.

Mary Barnett Gilson

#12. To stand a storm and get blown away by her whisper.

Saleem Sharma

#13. No matter how many improvements have been made, every process is still full of waste and rife with opportunity to improve.

Jeffrey K. Liker