Cricket Umpires Quotes

#1. I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.

Katharine Whitehorn

#2. Oneness is always growing in the world, boy. Two but not two. It's always there, connecting its roots, humming. I can't be part of it
that's the price I pay for taking myself away. But you can be. You can vibrate with its heartbeat. You may be on your own. But you won't be alone.

Sara Pennypacker

#3. Cricket is a most precarious profession; it is called a team game but, in fact, no one is so lonely as a batsman facing a bowler supported by ten fieldsmen and observed by two umpires to ensure that his error does not go unpunished.

John Arlott

#4. It can take years to mold a dream. It takes only a fraction of a second for it to be shattered.

Mary E. Pearson

#5. President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.

David Letterman

#6. Find her tells. Everyone has them.

Leigh Bardugo

#7. My nature is subdued to what it works in, like the dyer's hand.

William Shakespeare

#8. The only good thing about that decision, Gatt, is that I'll get tea before you.

Graham Gooch

#9. Knowledge makes sounds; wisdom is silent.

Debasish Mridha

#10. I generally like very visually striking films. I love a lot of Stanley Kubrick's films. I would have to say 'Dr. Strangelove', which of course has got resonance in 'Watchmen'. It's a favorite movie of mine.

Dave Gibbons

#11. Montgomery Clift in I Confess?

Salman Rushdie

#12. I hated my mother who had gone without telling me, I hated my father who had done nothing to stop her, I hated God because he had willed such a thing to happen, and I hated my grandfather because he thought it normal for God to will such things.

Umberto Eco