Top 7 Crazy Pageant Mom Quotes

#1. Miss Bingley's congratulations to her brother, on his approaching marriage, were all that was affectionate and insincere.

Jane Austen

#2. Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

G.K. Chesterton

#3. None of us knows what we want to do when we're his age. When we're your age, when you're my age," said Diane, "any age, I guess. We think we do, and sometimes we're right, but only ever in retrospect." Her

Joseph Fink

#4. A man chooses...a slave obeys.

Andrew Ryan

#5. Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

Charles M. Schulz

#6. My husband is a Democrat, and I am a Republican, so our political ambitions are on opposite ends.

Susan Ford

#7. Hello I'm John Morrison and you can bounce a quarter off my abs.

John Morrison

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