Cratita Delimano Quotes

#1. Where is it written that if you don't like religion you are somehow disqualified from being a legitimate American? What was Mark Twain, a Russian?

Hendrik Hertzberg

#2. Hot weather opens the skull of a city, exposing its white brain, and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb. And there exudes a sour extra-human smell that makes the very stone seem flesh-alive, webbed and pulsing.

Truman Capote

#3. It is very important that football can see beyond religion but FIFA does not just ignore its impact.

Sepp Blatter

#4. While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was considered one of the most wholesome activities on campus, meaning the ratio of Chastity girls in Color Guard was something like that of Mormons in Utah.

Gemma Halliday

#5. You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.

Anthony Jeselnik

#6. The majority of comic book villains are pure evil, but Curt Connors is an exception. Curt Connors is a good man who initially wants to save the world, but he gets hungry and greedy and reckless, and he pays the price for that.

Rhys Ifans

#7. Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

John Churton Collins

#8. Eyes and Priests Bear no Jests.

Benjamin Franklin

#9. Like some kind of particularly tenacious vampire the short story refuses to die, and seems at this point in time to be a wonderful length for our generation.

Neil Gaiman

#10. Music is my biggest passion and Ive just been obsessed with it. Like, always.

Ariana Grande

#11. Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.

Karen Marie Moning