Crapped Quotes

#1. Oh dear God, no, stop!"

Fumblefoot gave her a reproachful look. Stop what?

I have broken into an enchanted manor house and my pony has crapped on the floor. Oh God.

-Bryony and Roses by T. Kingfisher

T. Kingfisher

#2. Maybe that's my lot in life as an actor, to be the guy who gets crapped on everywhere he goes. Oh God.

Rider Strong

#3. Drive-by declaration of love, how romantic," Becca joked.

Zahara smirked. "Hey, it's either that or sending a carrier pigeon, but I have a feeling Rekesh would be pissed if a bird crapped all over him." ~Zahara and Becca

Annabell Cadiz

#4. The moon just crapped the bed.

Joe Teti

#5. Dove hated that he knew way too much about her now. He knew she had a big girl boner for Johnson, he knew she'd tried to remove her crotch hair and had crapped her pants. It was Shameful with a capital Shit.

Debra Anastasia

#6. I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot anymore.

John Cheese

#7. When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.

Lee Goldberg

#8. volunteered, when I dropped a sick cat in front of its owner, which landed on its back and crapped

Billie Bates

#9. I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.

Tahereh Mafi

#10. When you get crapped on, grow a garden.

Tanja Kobasic

#11. When you can't be sure of anything else in this crapped- on world, you have to be sure of yourself.

Larissa Ione

#12. Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?"
"Because they're real."
"How do you know?"
"The one I was holding crapped on my hand.

Jim Butcher

#13. Oh deaf Gog, no, stop!"

Fumblefoot gave her a reproachful look. Stop what?

"I have broken into an enchanted manor house and my pony has crapped on the floor. Oh God.

T. Kingfisher

#14. Let it never be said that you crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.

Winston S. Churchill

#15. Mrs. Plutarski is such a pill to me. You'd think I
routinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me.

Kristan Higgins

#16. Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#17. And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper. Because it's stupid,

Tahereh Mafi

#18. Dogwalking can lead o the most cruddy, crapped up areas of any town. But on a snowy day, all sins are covered, it's a WINTER WONDERLAND!

Carol Tyler

#19. San: You all right?
Virt: I think i crapped myself a little
Sam: Just a little? you've got nerves of steel.

Michael Grant

#20. Needless to say, it'll make the competition look like crapped pants

Patrick Wensink

#21. I'd woken up this morning and nearly crapped my pants with fear. Whoever invented Internet dating deserved to be strung up: it was a terrible idea.

Lucy Robinson

#22. You're going to have to speak up for yourself - and I learned that after always being, for lack of a better word, crapped on.

Keke Palmer

#23. We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up.

Dennis Weaver

#24. Can I help you with something?"
Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. "Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you."
Jace assumed an air of mellow gratification. "Of course they are," he said, "I am stunningly attractive.

Cassandra Clare

#25. The iron may not be hot early if you want to wait for it to get heated; it will get hot if you strike it hardly! Strike it now!

Israelmore Ayivor

#26. It would be unsound fancy and self-contradictory to expect that things which have never yet been done can be done except by means which have never yet been tried.

Francis Bacon

#27. I like the irony in my work.

Miuccia Prada

#28. Ty moaned when Zane sank to his knees. The

Abigail Roux

#29. The slightest contact with logic makes all false arguments disintegrate.

Victor Hugo

#30. I like the idea that we build up these walls or rules or laws to maintain our reality, and when they fall away, you're left with a whole bunch of illusions. Smoke and mirrors.

Sarah McLachlan

#31. I'd never touch you in any way other than to make you come." Ah, fuck. This man was going to need a muzzle. How was she going to keep her girl parts dry if he continued to remind her about making her wet? "You

Milly Taiden

#32. All the way through, we have been willing to take risks, provided at the end of it we can get a decent lasting settlement in Northern Ireland

Tony Blair

#33. Every person in the AA program who's successful is living proof that he or she does have power over addictive drugs and alcohol- the power to stop.

Chris Prentiss