Top 29 Crapped On Quotes
#1. Let it never be said that you crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.
Winston S. Churchill
#2. Oh dear God, no, stop!"
Fumblefoot gave her a reproachful look. Stop what?
I have broken into an enchanted manor house and my pony has crapped on the floor. Oh God.
-Bryony and Roses by T. Kingfisher
T. Kingfisher
#3. Mrs. Plutarski is such a pill to me. You'd think I
routinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me.
Kristan Higgins
#5. And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper. Because it's stupid,
Tahereh Mafi
#6. Dogwalking can lead o the most cruddy, crapped up areas of any town. But on a snowy day, all sins are covered, it's a WINTER WONDERLAND!
Carol Tyler
#7. San: You all right?
Virt: I think i crapped myself a little
Sam: Just a little? you've got nerves of steel.
Michael Grant
#8. Needless to say, it'll make the competition look like crapped pants
Patrick Wensink
#9. The address 'Woman' was so respectful that it might be, and was, addressed to the queenliest.
Frederic Farrar
#10. For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.
Lisa Logue
#11. It felt like I was living a life I hadn't had a chance to anticipate.
Jojo Moyes
#12. I'd woken up this morning and nearly crapped my pants with fear. Whoever invented Internet dating deserved to be strung up: it was a terrible idea.
Lucy Robinson
#13. You're going to have to speak up for yourself - and I learned that after always being, for lack of a better word, crapped on.
Keke Palmer
#14. Oh deaf Gog, no, stop!"
Fumblefoot gave her a reproachful look. Stop what?
"I have broken into an enchanted manor house and my pony has crapped on the floor. Oh God.
T. Kingfisher
#15. We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up.
Dennis Weaver
#16. Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?"
"Because they're real."
"How do you know?"
"The one I was holding crapped on my hand.
Jim Butcher
#17. When you can't be sure of anything else in this crapped- on world, you have to be sure of yourself.
Larissa Ione
#19. I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.
Tahereh Mafi
#20. Living a life of service, rather than one of expression, is a serious mistake, because expressing who we really are is the greatest service we can perform.
Kurt Hanks
#21. volunteered, when I dropped a sick cat in front of its owner, which landed on its back and crapped
Billie Bates
#22. When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.
Lee Goldberg
#23. I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot anymore.
John Cheese
#24. Dove hated that he knew way too much about her now. He knew she had a big girl boner for Johnson, he knew she'd tried to remove her crotch hair and had crapped her pants. It was Shameful with a capital Shit.
Debra Anastasia
#25. The moon just crapped the bed.
Joe Teti
#27. I am going to be on 'True Blood.' It was really exciting. I had a great time shooting it. I spent the last nine months shooting this season and it was very secretive, very sexy, a lot of blood and fangs.
Scott Foley
#28. Drive-by declaration of love, how romantic," Becca joked.
Zahara smirked. "Hey, it's either that or sending a carrier pigeon, but I have a feeling Rekesh would be pissed if a bird crapped all over him." ~Zahara and Becca
Annabell Cadiz
#29. Maybe that's my lot in life as an actor, to be the guy who gets crapped on everywhere he goes. Oh God.
Rider Strong
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