Top 29 Crapped On Quotes
#1. Mrs. Plutarski is such a pill to me. You'd think I
routinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me.
Kristan Higgins
#2. Oh dear God, no, stop!"
Fumblefoot gave her a reproachful look. Stop what?
I have broken into an enchanted manor house and my pony has crapped on the floor. Oh God.
-Bryony and Roses by T. Kingfisher
T. Kingfisher
#3. Maybe that's my lot in life as an actor, to be the guy who gets crapped on everywhere he goes. Oh God.
Rider Strong
#4. When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.
Lee Goldberg
#5. I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.
Tahereh Mafi
#7. When you can't be sure of anything else in this crapped- on world, you have to be sure of yourself.
Larissa Ione
#8. Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?"
"Because they're real."
"How do you know?"
"The one I was holding crapped on my hand.
Jim Butcher
#9. Oh deaf Gog, no, stop!"
Fumblefoot gave her a reproachful look. Stop what?
"I have broken into an enchanted manor house and my pony has crapped on the floor. Oh God.
T. Kingfisher
#10. You're going to have to speak up for yourself - and I learned that after always being, for lack of a better word, crapped on.
Keke Palmer
#11. And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper. Because it's stupid,
Tahereh Mafi
#12. Drive-by declaration of love, how romantic," Becca joked.
Zahara smirked. "Hey, it's either that or sending a carrier pigeon, but I have a feeling Rekesh would be pissed if a bird crapped all over him." ~Zahara and Becca
Annabell Cadiz
#13. I am going to be on 'True Blood.' It was really exciting. I had a great time shooting it. I spent the last nine months shooting this season and it was very secretive, very sexy, a lot of blood and fangs.
Scott Foley
#15. The moon just crapped the bed.
Joe Teti
#16. Dove hated that he knew way too much about her now. He knew she had a big girl boner for Johnson, he knew she'd tried to remove her crotch hair and had crapped her pants. It was Shameful with a capital Shit.
Debra Anastasia
#17. I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot anymore.
John Cheese
#18. volunteered, when I dropped a sick cat in front of its owner, which landed on its back and crapped
Billie Bates
#19. Living a life of service, rather than one of expression, is a serious mistake, because expressing who we really are is the greatest service we can perform.
Kurt Hanks
#20. We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up.
Dennis Weaver
#21. I'd woken up this morning and nearly crapped my pants with fear. Whoever invented Internet dating deserved to be strung up: it was a terrible idea.
Lucy Robinson
#22. It felt like I was living a life I hadn't had a chance to anticipate.
Jojo Moyes
#23. For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.
Lisa Logue
#24. The address 'Woman' was so respectful that it might be, and was, addressed to the queenliest.
Frederic Farrar
#25. Needless to say, it'll make the competition look like crapped pants
Patrick Wensink
#26. San: You all right?
Virt: I think i crapped myself a little
Sam: Just a little? you've got nerves of steel.
Michael Grant
#27. Dogwalking can lead o the most cruddy, crapped up areas of any town. But on a snowy day, all sins are covered, it's a WINTER WONDERLAND!
Carol Tyler
#29. Let it never be said that you crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.
Winston S. Churchill
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