Cranky Old Man Quotes

#1. Hollering at the top of his voice, a little boy walks by a cranky old man. "Boy, why are you a hollering as I walk by?" The little boy replies, "Old man, why are you walking by when I am a hollering.

Nancy B. Brewer

#2. As to the charge that I am a cranky old man, I plead guilty.

Edward Abbey

#3. I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

Moon Unit Zappa

#4. There are far more statues of soldiers out there than there are of civilians.

George Armstrong Custer

#5. No matter how old you are or how long
or short!
you've been married, the day you accelerate your growth in the Lord is the day your marriage is positively impacted, improved, and strengthened!

Jim George

#6. in each shave lies a philosophy.

Haruki Murakami

#7. You must learn from your past mistakes, but not lean on your past successes.

Denis Waitley

#8. A scrap of seventeenth-century sunlight compressed into dots and pixels,

Donna Tartt

#9. When you get into your car, shut the door and be there for just half a minute. Breathe, feel the energy inside your body, look around at the sky, the trees. The mind might tell you, 'I don't have time.' But that's the mind talking to you. Even the busiest person has time for 30 seconds of space.

Eckhart Tolle

#10. Your enemy's enemy is your friend.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#11. When you know yourself, mirrors turn to glass.

Girish Kohli

#12. How could you teach someone to survive? You pointed them in the right direction and hoped they'd swim, not sink. Waving, not drowning. There are more important things in life than individual happiness. It was an easy trap to fall into, mistaking a lack of self-direction for an expression of love.

Lesley Lokko

#13. In 1900 Americans on average lived for only 49 years and most working people died still on the job.

William Greider

#14. I know that there are many things I could do, but I'm not interested. It's more important to be loving and to have a lively mind.

Veruschka Von Lehndorff

#15. And I have lifetimes inside me, I'm the girl you see standing here,and I'm a cranky old professor, and I'm a peace-loving man, and I'm a killer and a maid and a king and a peasant. I am a dozen more. You think you're old? You got nothing on me.

Derek Landy

#16. And a moment that ought to have lasted for ever
Has come and gone before I knew.

Li Shang-yin

#17. The old man was cranky, bitter bastard, but it's the thorn in your side that leaves the biggest hole.

Jodi Picoult

#18. Of making many books there is no end, and much study wearies the body

Ecclesiastes 12 12