Craft Fair Sayings

#1. I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him

Steve Williams

#3. Maybe in the minor leagues. With my velocity, they would pick it up and say, 'Hey, you dropped something.'

Jay Feaster

#4. A man must have a battle to fight, a great mission to his life that involves and yet transcends even home and family,

John Eldredge

#5. Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Glenn Beck

#6. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

Dave Chappelle

#7. think I just fell in love with butterflies.

Kim Holden

#8. Life is art. Art is life. I never separate it.

Ai Weiwei

#9. As a fine artist I was drawn to composition and technique. I would count the cuts.

Alfonso Gomez-Rejon

#10. The rough and ready improvisational quality to life on board the International Space Station is reminiscent of a long trip in a sailboat: privacy and fresh produce are in short supply, hygiene is basic, and a fair amount of the crew's time is spent just on maintaining and repairing the craft.

Chris Hadfield

#11. It is so important to allow children to bloom and to be driven by their curiosity.

May-Britt Moser

#12. Singing well has always been important to me, but the most important factor is the connection to the audience.

John Davidson

#13. Jesus said "love," "forgive," have "compassion" and "don't judge." Buddha said "observe," "be silent," and "serve."

Bryan Kest

#14. Try to exist even under hardest conditions! That is the effort which deserves the applauses most!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#15. To be fair, when I started doing 'Verdict' I literally had no idea what I was doing. I wanted to do some theatre, as I wanted to do something different. I wanted to learn and get an understanding of the craft.

Matthew Lewis

#16. Is the mean temperature of the ground in any way influenced by the presence of heat-absorbing gases in the atmosphere?

Svante Arrhenius

#17. During my jury selection process, we went through over 360 jurors. It took six months, all New York residents. Of the 360 jurors, over half of them had been mugged one time. Quite a number of them, maybe 30 40, 50, had been mugged twice.

Bernhard Goetz

#18. To shut your eyes is to travel.

Emily Dickinson

#19. It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty.

Johnny Depp