Crack Pipe Quotes

#1. Id done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.

Kristin Walker

#2. Fathers who initiate their sons' first sexual experiences by taking them to prostitutes might as well deal them a crack pipe.

Birgit Waldschmidt

#3. It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.

J. Lynn

#4. I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself. Why refer to lady crack pipe or good sir dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied?

David Sedaris

#5. You mean you don't know? (Wulf)
No. In fact, I'm thinking right now that one, if not both of us, needs to put down the crack pipe and start this night over. (Cassandra)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. I was a glass half full kind of girl. I had to be, otherwise I'd be a hand me the crack pipe kind of girl.

L. H. Cosway

#7. If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next.

James Lee Burke

#8. When you're younger you're so happy to get some good loving you convince yourself you're in love, can't live with out it, and chase the dick like a crack addict after the pipe, or chase the bad sex hoping something happened to the man over night and the next time it'll be good.

Jill Nelson

#9. Better than glory, or honors, or fame, (Though I am striving for those to-day) To know that some heart will cherish my name, And think of me kindly, with blessings, alway.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

#10. The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in.

Voltaire

#11. I cannot stand objections. They make me so undecided.

Elizabeth Gaskell

#12. For those people who want to keep following trends, you do that and when the trend goes away so will you.

Ne-Yo

#13. You don't ever want to know certain things, because what you know belongs to you, and there are certain things you never want to own.

Patricio Pron

#14. But after a while, you know, I find it better to face in one direction, in front of you, just let the past lay and get on with it,

James Patterson

#15. Every woman wants to be first to someone sometime in her life and that desire is the explanation for many strange things women do.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#16. Anything, Christa?" he said. "Anything? What you're asking me to do is a mockery. So you had best mean it. You would do anything to save this place. You'd marry that white trash. You'd marry me.

Heather Graham

#17. Surely it is much more generous to forgive and remember, than to forgive and forget.

Maria Edgeworth

#18. Homemade is a myth. You want to know some things that are homemade? Crystal meth. Crack cocaine. A pipe bomb full of nails. Now we're talkin' homemade.

George Carlin

#19. There is no birth of consciousness without pain.

Carl Jung

#20. If you join the rat race - you're in the race of rats.

Bertolt Brecht

#21. The function of Government must be to favor no small group at the expense of its duty to protect the rights of personal freedom and of private property of all its citizens.

Franklin D. Roosevelt