Counting Funny Quotes

#1. FOR THAT WHICH BEFALLETH THE SONS OF MEN BEFALLETH BEASTS; AS THE ONE DIETH, SO DIETH THE OTHER; YEA, THEY ALL HAVE ONE BREATH; SO THAT A MAN HATH NO PREEMINENCE ABOVE A BEAST: FOR ALL IS VANITY. FOR

Robert Cowan

#2. My mother raised her eyebrow, and murmured, And to think I was always worried that you didn't have any friends. I suppose I should have been counting my blessings.

Patricia Briggs

#3. Doolittle nodded to one of his assistants. The short, slight woman approached Roman's cot. "We're going to put you in your own private room." "Is this a code for killing me?" Roman asked. "Because I won't be easy to take down."
Roman the Volhv)))

Ilona Andrews

#4. What does a man possess if not for the memories left behind after he has departed?

Benjamin M. Strozykowski

#5. Christians have a real chance to change the society that is I darkness, to help every person see the light of God's love

Sunday Adelaja

#6. I loved music, but I found myself at the point where I wanted to die. I didn't care about life.

Brian Welch

#7. We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even.

Robyn Carr

#8. Words are free, action is not.

Murad S. Shah

#9. When you are so ashamed of your actions, thoughts, or intentions, you lie rather than accepting yourself for who you really are - or, in this case, pretend something happened when it didn't. The idea of how others see you becomes more important than the reality of you.

Michael J. Sullivan

#10. Dear sirs,
The cold war isn't over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.
Sincerely,
Patriot

Benson Bruno

#11. TV on the internet can now be freed from the need to fill a clock. It can expand past video.

Jeff Jarvis

#12. It would be so effen great if the whole world laughed more- the whole world. I don't mean the kind of laughing that's putting someone down. I mean the kind of laughing that means you've just discovered something really beautiful.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#13. The actor's life offers, on a daily basis, the simulacrum of love; a mask can be satisfied, or at least consoled, by the echo of what it seeks.

Salman Rushdie

#14. Hatred or disliking for someone is something that doesn't come easily but once it comes, it make sure not to leave your heart and mind and stay there either for ever or a long time.

Shivam Singh

#15. The big secret is the ability to stay in the room.

Ron Carlson

#16. I'm the guy everybody wanted to live next door. They just didn't want me to be prime minister.

Neil Kinnock

#17. Creative agitation can serve you well. Embrace it. Look into that dark hole for answers, not fear.

Chuck Wendig

#18. Open the history of the past at whatsoever page you will and there you shall find coincidence at work bringing about events that the merest chance might have averted. Indeed, coincidence may be defined as the tool used by Fate to shape the destinies of men and nations.

Rafael Sabatini

#19. Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them.

Orson Scott Card