Couch Trip Quotes

#1. I am finding I like my new vocabulary. Cock, pussy, and fuck. My three new favorite English words. I want to shove my cock in her pussy and fuck her hard.

Sawyer Bennett

#2. Kindness to me is only powerful if it has the cruel streak behind it. If someone is kind all the time under all circumstances, they're just simple-minded. Kindness is only worth something if you have the cruel streak to back it up.

Suzanne Vega

#3. Why did I not know that birth is the pinnacle where women discover the courage to become mothers?

Anita Diamant

#4. The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Keith Waterhouse

#5. Timing is a sensitive thing.

Erin Morgenstern

#6. A man can't get his rights in a govment like this. Sometimes I've a mighty notion to just leave the country for good and all.

Mark Twain

#7. If it were my decision, I'd knock the Superdome down. If I couldn't knock it down, I'd just open the roof and gut the whole inside - totally modernize it. If you just dust it off and paint a little bit but don't reimage it, the legacy will be horrible.

Ray Nagin

#8. If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Vince Lombardi

#9. I'm very focused on the world and my career and my Porsche turbo and making money and Stevie B. Inc. I'm just living according to the standards of the world.

Stephen Baldwin

#10. A woman's magnetism is not a body measurement.

Riley Murphy

#11. I run because if I didn't, I'd be sluggish and glum and spend too much time on the couch. I run to breathe the fresh air. I run to explore. I run to escape the ordinary. I run ... to savor the trip along the way. Life becomes a little more vibrant, a little more intense. I like that.

Dean Karnazes

#12. When I say 'president,' I still mean Roosevelt - wisely, I think.

Gore Vidal

#13. The results have consistently suggested that introversion and extroversion, like other major personality traits such as agreeableness and conscientiousness, are about 40 to 50 percent heritable.

Susan Cain

#14. If you're waiting for a special occasion to make your next trip happen, then consider this: The day you get off the couch and head for the airport, that's the special occasion.

Patricia Schultz

#15. There's a kind of magical thinking about these kinds of things. Throw away those bad photos before the "magic" attaches to them, so the good ones stand out.

Gretchen Rubin

#16. It has been a long trip," said Milo, climbing onto the couch where the princesses sat; "but we would have been here much sooner if I hadn't made so many mistakes. I'm afraid it's all my fault.

Norton Juster

#17. Welcome out of the cave, my friend. It's a bit colder out here, but the stars are just beautiful.

Plato