Cortaditos Cuban Quotes

#1. One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for may people, is not that he's socially inept - because everybody's been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.

Neal Stephenson

#2. Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore,

JWoww

#3. But unlike Jack, Bobby had not been groomed to be a candidate, and he was constitutionally incapable of the flattery and false praise with which politicians like Johnson got others to do their daily bidding.

Jonathan Darman

#4. Having a syndicated comic strip is a great platform for ripping on expressions you hate.

Stephan Pastis

#5. No rose without a thorn. Yes, but many a thorn without a rose.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#6. Did all the lets and bars appear
To every just or larger end,
Whence should come the trust and cheer?
Youth must its ignorant impulse lend
Age finds place in the rear.
All wars are boyish, and are fought by boys,
The champions and enthusiasts of the state

Herman Melville

#7. There's information about everything from poetry to
pills, from picture frames to pyramids, and from pudding to psychology
and that's just in the P aisle,
which we're walking down right now.

Lemony Snicket