Corporal Carrot Quotes

#1. People ought to think for themselves ... The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to. (Corporal Carrot)

Terry Pratchett

#2. Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork City Guard (Night Watch), sat down in his nightshirt, took up his pencil, sucked the end for a moment, and then wrote:

Anonymous

#3. I can carry a tune with a three-note range. Once I'm out of that range, I'm in trouble.

Jennifer Weiner

#4. God always looks after the fools and - and the United States.

Otto Von Bismarck

#5. There is only one thing in this world, and that is to keep acquiring money and more money, power and more power. All the rest is meaningless.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#6. Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino good looks. He always smelled great. He dressed only in black. His eyes were dark. His hair was dark. His life was dark. Ranger had lots of secrets.

Janet Evanovich

#7. And where the rewards for merit are greatest, there are found the best citizens.

Thucydides

#8. I actually work at my craft, and I actually want to be the best in my category, and I want to be a true actress. And a lot of people just want fame, and there's a huge difference.

Chloe Grace Moretz

#9. The reason I know about 'Tomb Raider' is from when I was researching 'Elephant.' It was 1999, and I was trying to research the Columbine-massacre kids, and they had played video games, and I, at the time, had never really seen one. It was a world I didn't know.

Gus Van Sant

#10. Humor is not an unconditional virtue; its moral character depends on its object. To laugh at the contemptible, is a virtue; to laugh at the good, is a hideous vice. Too often, humor is used as the camouflage of moral cowardice.

Ayn Rand

#11. I think of my work as a kind of peeling back of the wallpaper of today to reveal the histories buried underneath.

Shimon Attie

#12. Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

Jesse Eisenberg

#13. Man will never be enslaved by machinery if the man tending the machine be paid enough.

Karel Capek

#14. In the end we had changed the position of the hands so many times that we had no idea what the time really was.

Dai Sijie