Convicted Felon Quotes

#1. Martha Stewart's a convicted felon and they gave her another television show. What's next, the Scott Peterson Fishing Hour?

Christopher Titus

#2. Lauren "Lo" Howard, proud graduate of Howard University where she majored in integrated marketing and minored in business administration. What was she now? Almost a convicted felon. Lo

Nako

#3. Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

Sebastian Horsley

#5. Pessimists calculate the odds. Optimists believe they can overcome them.

Ted Koppel

#6. Few of us ever touch eternity, and if we do, it is not in the ways we expect.

Jordan MacLean

#7. I do not want to alarm her with the thought that we are being stalked by a convicted egg roll felon.

David Klass

#8. If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!

Robert A. Heinlein

#9. I get cross, then sad, and finally end up turning my heart inside out, and keep trying to find a way to become what I'd like to be and what I could be if ... if only there were no other people in the world.

Anne Frank

#10. He never did anything to me it's true, but I once played a most shameless nasty trick on him, and the moment I did it, I immediately hated him for it.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#11. I feel that in horror movies, especially, if you don't care about the characters, you've lost the audience. No one cares, and it becomes a process of watching people get killed.

Drew Goddard

#12. I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts ...

Dolly Parton

#13. Carolyn Maloney knows how to get something done, and as I said, it doesn't matter if she's in the majority or the minority. It doesn't matter if she's chair of a committee or not, she can figure out how to get a piece of legislation passed, and that's what is - is a unique quality.

Eleanor Smeal

#14. That was the problem with being desperate. It always made you sloppy.

Brad Meltzer

#15. You could harbor a man in your bed or your body, play on his nervous system like Paderewski at the keyboard, and not shift his brain one inch out of the concrete of dogma. (p. 5)

Jonathan Lethem