Contriving Motivating Quotes

#1. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Steven Wright

#2. I don't want to sound like some old person pining for how things used to be, because I'm not. But walking down the street, for example, used to be a public activity; you'd see the other people.

Douglas Rushkoff

#3. If I can see it and believe it, then I can achieve it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#4. Working with a green screen is so different than working with another human.

Shailene Woodley

#5. I would not, under any circumstances, try to impose my personal faith and belief on the rest of the country. I don't think that's right. I don't think that's appropriate.

John Edwards

#6. Those allies who failed to join us will regret it. They're making a mistake.

Al D'Amato

#7. The best way to calm a storm is to calm yourself.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#8. A ball feels different off every player's racket-there are minute but concrete subtleties of force and spin. Now, hitting with her (Steffi Graf), I feel her subtleties. It's like touching her, though we're forty feet apart. Every forehand is foreplay.

Andre Agassi

#9. I started a business with two guys I played with, Ronnie Lott and Harris Barton: Champion Ventures, it's a fund of funds. We have $400 million or so under management.

Joe Montana

#10. This isn't just any shirt,' he told her. 'This shirt was worn by he-who-must-not-be-named in the first of the Twilight films.'
Lara's mouth fell open. She blinked several times. What was he talking about? Voldemort wasn't even in Twilight.

Lola Salt

#11. Nations, not least America, retain full command of their national forces.

Mike Jackson

#12. I originally passed on 'Girls' because I thought TV was evil.

Adam Driver

#13. You have a fight ahead of you, one that goes far beyond what you've seen in your dreams."
Well fucking hell. "Please tell me some good news," I whisper to him, my nails digging into my palm. "Your bedside manner sucks."
"I'm your good news.

Karina Halle