Complaint Letter Quotes

#1. Write a complaint letter. Then answer it.

Karen Salmansohn

#2. The first time I met Prince he invented me to his birthday party in Minneapolis. It was a costume party and I came as a beatnik - a beret and a charcoal goatee. He was dressed like an executioner. I talked to him for awhile and he didn't know who I was, and when I told him he was real surprised.

Paul Reubens

#3. There's more for us to think about in that one little hungry heart than in all the stars of the sky ...

Thomas Hardy

#4. But when, in the first setting out, he takes it for granted without proof, that distinctions found in the structure of all languages, have no foundation in nature; this surely is too fastidious a way of treating the common sense of mankind.

Thomas Reid

#5. One of the members of the group, I can't remember which one, found out we were making $3 - $5,000 a night. We were getting a hundred dollars a week a piece. Everybody got upset about it.

Ben E. King

#6. If you want peace, look for it where it is, not in conflict.

Alan Cohen

#7. The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

Lily Tomlin