Comic Strip Presents Bad News Tour Quotes

#1. The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

Sam Levenson

#2. You must learn to define the problem before you attempt to cure it.

Carroll Smith

#3. I sort of have various sort of theories when people ask me about songwriting because it is a mystery. You don't really know. Sometimes you can do it and sometimes you can't. It's really peculiar.

Nick Lowe

#4. I didn't want to become a personality, I wanted to be a musician, but because I didn't have an album to stand by yet it was hard for people to see that. But now, two albums in, I'm happy with things.

Florence Welch

#5. I admit that thoughts influence the body.

Albert Einstein

#6. What about e-mail? It is e-mail, yes?" Morley asked, leaning even closer. "E-mail is a kind of electronic letter. It travels through the air." He seemed very smug that he knew that.
"Well, not exactly, and would you please either BACK OFF or go find a shower?

Rachel Caine

#7. Inspiration is an empty bank account.

Mickey Spillane