Top 7 Comedy Drinking Quotes
#1. I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.
Brooke Bida
#2. You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
Josh Stern
#3. She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy.
Kelly Moran
#4. I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.
Bruce McCulloch
#5. I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up late drinking Coca-Cola and watching 'Saturday Night Live'.
Jessica Williams
#6. The way I view comedy clubs is, people are drinking, they're ordering food, they're out for the night, and there's also a person onstage talking. And with the theater, they came to the theater, and they're waiting to hear what you say. So you'd better have something to say.
Mike Birbiglia
#7. BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.
Bruce Robinson
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