Top 8 Comedy Central Roasts Quotes

#1. I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write.

Whitney Cummings

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#2. I believe that acting in any medium is the same thing, it's discovering the truth in where you are.

Victor Garber

Comedy Central Roasts Quotes #112848
#3. When my daughter Sabrina was 2 years old, the pediatrician told me it was time she quit using a pacifier because that could make her teeth crooked and even cause infections in her ears.

Thalia

Comedy Central Roasts Quotes #377885
#4. Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.

Seth Green

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#5. Brethren, do not become children in sense: but in malice be children, and in sense be perfect.

Paul The Apostle

Comedy Central Roasts Quotes #592986
#6. I realised that the notion of a stereotypical anything is bizarre in itself

M.P. Sharma

Comedy Central Roasts Quotes #992164
#7. I know that's a secret, for it's whispered everywhere.

William Congreve

Comedy Central Roasts Quotes #1372821
#8. I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Julie Brown

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