Colostomy Quotes

#1. Time is not a river, as Einstein theorized - it's a big fucking buffalo herd that runs us down and eventually mashes us into the ground, dead and bleeding, with a hearing aid plugged into one ear and a colostomy bag instead of a .44 clapped on one leg.

Stephen King

#2. I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!

John Waters

#3. Kids shouting and skidding in the playground with no idea what future Hells awaited them: boring jobs and ruinous mortgages and bad marriages and hair loss and hip replacements and lonely cups of coffee in an empty house and a colostomy bag at the hospital.

Donna Tartt

#4. And that, too, was the truth, that a man cannot step back from a fight and stay a man. We make much in this life if we are able. We make children and wealth and amass land and build halls and assemble armies and give great feasts, but only one thing survives us. Reputation. I could not walk away.

Bernard Cornwell

#5. 18"Have you understood the expanse of the earth? Tell Me, if you know all this.

Anonymous

#6. I need to get in line,' I said.
'Should I walk up with you?'
'No,' I said, 'because we'll start this routine all over.'
'What if I want to?'
'I'd like that,' I said. 'But don't.

Mark Wallace

#7. Messi is the Mozart of football.

Zinedine Zidane

#8. A man without decision can never be said to belong to himself.

John W. Foster

#9. But more forthcoming than anything a man can ever say aloud - whether you may care for his wounds, whether you may watch over his sleep - is the silent testimony of his bearing and demeanor. For the body tells all to him who knows the language, and doesn't lie. The

Kai Ashante Wilson

#10. If you fulfill God's will, then God will always be your friend.

Sunday Adelaja

#11. Exist with me. We'd do so beautifully.

Alaska Gold

#12. I don't think many actors are that good, to be honest. I certainly don't think I am.

Rupert Everett

#13. It is dangerous to mention any subject having high emotional content without hastily saying where you are for or agin it.

Darrell Huff

#14. When you suffer an attack of nerves you're being attacked by the nervous system. What chance has a man got against a system?

Russell Hoban

#15. Israel is now sustaining a war for its own existence. A nation defending its citizens against terrorist bombings and a military and diplomatic onslaught by an array of Arab foes is practicing survival, not genocide.

Jack Schwartz

#16. The truth is this: life is empty. However, help is available. If you know from the outset, it's almost as if life's not really meaningless at all.

Haruki Murakami

#17. The most conventional statements are both true and welcome.

Judith Martin

#18. Frequent discontent must proceed from frequent hardships.

Samuel Johnson