Colonel Mustard Quotes

#1. Colonel Mustard did it, however the motherfucker did it, his ass is in the hole.

Kristen Ashley

#2. If Clue was played like D&D, you could grab the lead pipe, beat a confession out of Colonel Mustard, and have sex with Miss scarlet on the desk in the conservatory.

David Ewalt

#3. I saw you in the library.
With - "
" Colonel Mustard?

Cassandra Clare

#4. Crawley reached into the pocket of his fancy robe - a dinner jacket, I think it's called. The kind of thing Professer Plum would wear before killing Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the candlestick.

Neal Shusterman

#5. Dead like slipped on a bar of soap or like Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead piping?

Nick Harkaway

#6. Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly?

Penny Reid

#7. It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel."
"Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

J.D. Robb

#8. I feel like when you are really appreciative, it makes it easier to have a better outlook and perspective of life in general.

Miguel

#9. People are not punished for their deeds but by them

Richard Matheson

#10. Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Tom Arnold

#11. He settles back with a small handful of cashews; dry-roasted, they have a little acid sting to them, the tang of poison that he likes.

John Updike

#12. You let go of someone not because you no longer care, not because you no longer need and want them in your life, but because you understand that they will be happier someplace else. You will be happy someplace else.

Luminita D. Saviuc

#13. Honestly, you have to take care of yourself. That's probably something I have learned on the road.

Talib Kweli

#14. At one point in your life you have to decide whether you want to become a sachem or a solitary.

Akilnathan Logeswaran

#15. Concerning the generation of animals akin to them, as hornets and wasps, the facts in all cases are similar to a certain extent, but are devoid of the extraordinary features which characterize bees; this we should expect, for they have nothing divine about them as the bees have.

Aristotle.