Colecchi Dirt Quotes

#1. President Obama came to office proclaiming that he aims to solve problems, not hand them on to our children. Most presidents say that sort of thing.

Christopher Buckley

#2. Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn't trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror.

Terry Pratchett

#3. Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches

#4. I wasn't human enough to die easily.

J.C. Daniels

#5. The Patriot Act allows and provides a basis for an exchange of information.

John Ashcroft

#6. All information is everywhere. Information that is not here is nowhere.

Terence McKenna

#7. If you continue to act like an artist as you get older, you'll increasingly feel pressure. People will question your actions.

William McDonough

#8. Glorious failures are often much more wonderful than easy victories.

Jonathan Friesen